Text 30 Jul 59,544 notes

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

via BOB ROSS.
Video 30 Jul 531,403 notes

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver)

via Don't even.
Photo 30 Jul 10,385 notes awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

awwww-cute:

Invasion begins

Text 29 Jul 3 notes

Xanax, y u gotta taste like earwax?

Photo 28 Jul 164,968 notes ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

ryuukensu:

Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon 

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nocakeno:

miel-lapin:

ijustlikeyouforyourbeard:

jonjonathanjon:

I could literally cry. 

UM WHAT

LOOK AT HIS MAN BUTT

What wonderful underwear!

(Source: the-maleform)

Photo 23 Jul 118 notes memegop:

The deployment will cost Texas an estimated $12 million a month. Texas Adjutant General John Nichols said his troops would simply be “referring and deterring” immigrants and not detaining people.#MemeGOP #UniteBlue

memegop:

The deployment will cost Texas an estimated $12 million a month. Texas Adjutant General John Nichols said his troops would simply be “referring and deterring” immigrants and not detaining people.
#MemeGOP #UniteBlue

via Truth.
Quote 23 Jul 19,830 notes

I used to think
I was overreacting.

now I realize
it was just a

normal reaction
to an abnormal

amount of
bullshit.

— (via delaniekae)
Video 23 Jul 990 notes

kabardina:

Annette O’Shea, a coach with the Vancouver Rowing Club:

At our turnaround spot, our boats stopped for a minute and the baby seal heaved himself up onto the bow. He wiggled about six feet along the bow, snuggled up behind the first rower and started to snooze. The rowers said, “let’s keep rowing and maybe he will jump off,” but stayed with us for over an hour!

(Source: globalnews.ca)

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