Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?
Xanax, y u gotta taste like earwax?
Pretty sure this is some sort of astronomical phenomenon
I could literally cry.
LOOK AT HIS MAN BUTT
What wonderful underwear!
The deployment will cost Texas an estimated $12 million a month. Texas Adjutant General John Nichols said his troops would simply be “referring and deterring” immigrants and not detaining people.
I used to think
I was overreacting.
now I realize
it was just a
to an abnormal
Annette O’Shea, a coach with the Vancouver Rowing Club:
At our turnaround spot, our boats stopped for a minute and the baby seal heaved himself up onto the bow. He wiggled about six feet along the bow, snuggled up behind the first rower and started to snooze. The rowers said, “let’s keep rowing and maybe he will jump off,” but stayed with us for over an hour!